Cooking With Semen

I was looking things up on the internet today and came across something that actually appalled me.

As much as I agree with the fact that semen has some nutritional value, I in no way condone the use of it in recipes. Apparently there are thousands of people that do. One book in particular I came across is called Natural Harvest. It’s a real book and it’s for sale with hundreds of recipes calling for semen, and people are buying this. At first I thought this was a joke but it’s not. Somebody actually wrote this rubbish and intend for people to cook with sperm. Here is the excerpt I found,

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book”!

I don’t know about you but I don’t know of any restaurants that have stocked semen on their shelves. To top things off, the author of this book is male and he suggests that for maximum effect, the semen should be added just before serving, even at the table if possible.

Then the forums. People all over the world are doing this. They are cooking up omelets and ejaculating straight into the pan to have in their eggs. Men are doing this. What is this world coming to? And all the stories I am reading of people sneaking it into other peoples food. This is really disgusting.

A mans average ejaculate is 2 – 3 tsp. These recipes call for anywhere from a few tbs. to half a cup! People on forums are saying they go to sperm banks, get pig sperm and even collect the sperm from friends. Are they serious? Do you have any idea how many bacterial infections or transmitted diseases you could be eating? And if you think cooking it will get any bad stuff out, think again! Most people aren’t even cooking it, they are just chucking it in fresh.

Like I said before, there is nutritional value in semen but not enough to do anything significant to your body. You would have to drink gallons of the stuff to actually receive any true benefits. If anything, it would harm you eating all this foreign sperm, not help you.

Please do not do this. It is dangerous and not worth the consequences. I pray you never go to a dinner party that was inspired by this cookbook.